Chataqalan: Part 2 (2/2) by Amanda Wilde (MaybeAmanda) Continued from page 1 :~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~: Scully knew the light would be blinding when it came, and she was not disappointed. Even through closed lids, the sudden jump from darkness to fluorescents was almost overwhelming. "Jesus Christ!" she heard someone - Agent Perez, she thought - snarl. He followed this up with something she couldn't understand. "And that's not Spanish either," Monica said. "Bobby, what the fuck is going on?" Scully squinted, waiting for her eyes to grow accustomed to the light. They were in a windowless, unpainted cinderblock room, perhaps fifteen feet square. The decor would probably best be described as 'Early Bunker' - fluorescent strip lights, a large practical-but-ugly desk that appeared sturdy enough but had seen better days, utilitarian metal and wooden chairs that had been scratched, scraped and scarred in every possible way, bookcases filled to bursting with books and file folders. Three well- armed, solidly-built men stood by the steel bomb door, managing to look simultaneously menacing and chastised. The two wearing fatigues were vaguely familiar, and Scully suspected these were the soldiers who had shared their ride. "I am so sorry Monica, Agent Scully," Perez said. Scully turned to her right, where Perez was on one knee cutting Monica free of her bonds. "I told those idiots to take care of you two - " he turned to speak to the other three "- *take care of*-" he emphasized, "and make sure you didn't do anything crazy, like try to run," he said, slicing through the rope holding Monica's ankles. "This is not what I meant." The tallest of the three answered Perez, his tone both conciliatory and slightly whiney. Scully didn't know what his words were, but his meaning was clear - "But you SAID not to let them get away!!" Perez dismissed the man's comment with a sneer. He was careful to stay out of kicking distance, but not, Scully thought, as careful as he maybe should have been - as careful as, say, she would have been. He either had some reason to expect that Monica wouldn't lash out at him, or he was inexperienced when it came to holding captives. Or, she thought, he wanted them to believe he was inexperienced when it came to holding captives. Whichever it was, he was still the one with the large knife and the heavily armed heavies, so she hoped Monica wouldn't make any unnecessarily foolish moves. "Reliable goons are just so hard to find, aren't they?" Monica answered instead. "Now, now, that's not nice. They aren't goons. Morons, maybe," he said, rising and circling to the back of Monica's chair and crouching low, "but not goons. Goons, by definition, have higher IQs. Jesus, Monica, you've chewed up your wrists but good here." He raised his head and rattled off some instructions to one of his not-goons and the man headed hastily out the door. "Hector's going to get you some first aid and a bottle of water," Perez said, slicing through the thick cords as if they were no sturdier than spider's webs. "The bleeding's stopped, but you're going to have an infection if we don't get something on those." Monica brought her arms forward, hissing from the pain. "Your concern is touching, Bobby, really." "This is probably going to be hard to believe, all things considered, but I didn't want you hurt," Perez replied. Grimacing, he gently took hold of Monica's arms just below the elbows and examined the wounds. Monica hissed again and, very gently, he let go. "I don't want you hurt. I really don't." Feeling bold, Scully said, "You have an odd way of showing it, Agent Perez." Perez looked up, his expression suggesting that, for a moment, he'd forgotten Scully was even there. "That may be, Dr. Scully, but it's still the truth." He crossed the five or so feet from Monica's chair to where Scully was seated, and knelt before her brandishing his knife. He paused a moment, carefully making eye contact. "I'm going to cut you loose, Dr. Scully," he said, turning the blade just enough for light to race along its edge. "I strongly suggest you hold still." Scully gave one sharp nod in reply before looking away. She was out-manned and out-gunned and she knew it. The only chance she and Monica had of gaining an advantage was by first gaining Perez's trust. In the short term, at least, pretending to be intimidated might pay off. And listening to what Perez had to say might tell her all she needed to know, and with luck, maybe more. Hector came through the door just as Perez stood and circled Scully's chair. Perez said something and Hector moved forward, placing a first aid kit and three bottles of water on the desk. "What language is that, Bobby?" Monica asked. She still sounded groggier than Scully would have liked. Monica might have been putting it on, trying to make herself seem harmless, but Scully knew she couldn't bank on that. Until she had evidence to the contrary, she'd have to consider Monica at least slightly out of commission. "That," Perez replied as he easily sliced through the ropes holding Scully's wrists, "is Huecha, but you have always been a smart cookie, Agent Reyes, and I'm thinking you've already guessed that." The ropes fell away, and, grateful, Scully brought her arms forward. Pins and needles raced up and down her limbs, so she shook them, trying to jump start her circulation. "Huecha was in my top three," Monica conceded. Perez pushed aside some papers and propped himself on the corner of the desk, sheathed and then secured his knife and placed it on the desktop. "Oh? What were the other two?" he asked with an unsettling grin. Monica shot him glare. "Are you going to kill us?" she asked, sounding thoroughly fed-up. Perez sobered. "Absolutely not," he said. "Monica-" "Are you just going to annoy us to death?" she interrupted. Perez leaned forward. "No, smart ass, I'm not planning to annoy you to death, either." "Then can we cut to the chase?" "You bet," Perez answered. He picked up the first aid kit. "Agent Scully? Would you mind? I think Monica might prefer if you handled this." He tossed the kit to her. The kit was what she expected - gauze, tape, blunt nosed scissors, alcohol wipes, antiseptic cream, and, disappointingly, no firearms at all. Confused by the way this scene was unfolding, she decided to concentrate on what she did know, and rose on slightly unsteady legs to examine her friend's wrists The wounds, she was relieved to see, looked worse than they actually were. "Okay," Perez began, "the chase: We want your help. We might even need your help." "My help?" Monica said. She drew in a sharp breath as Scully wiped alcohol on the abrasions. "You could have just - ow - you know - ouch - asked." "Yours and Agent Scully's," he corrected. "How could I possibly help you, Agent Perez?" Scully asked, not looking up from her task. 'And why,' she added silently, 'would I even want to?' "You know who the Qetual are," he said. "And the Huecha. You know what sets them apart. And you know their potential significance to, let's say, certain mass vaccination projects." "What if we do?" Scully wrapped gauze around Monica's left wrist. "You've also figured out that someone, or some group of someones, is systematically eliminating them." "And that would be you?" Monica asked. Perez blinked. "Me? God no. Look around this room, Monica. Those three, myself, maybe three or four dozen here in Mexico, two or three dozen others scattered around the US and Canada, a handful down into Belize, Costa Rica, Panama maybe - we're it. We're all that's left." "You're Huecha?" Scully asked. Perez's features were decidedly more European than Indigenous North American, and all her research during the Galpex-Orpheus case supported an undiluted Huecha gene pool. Perez nodded. "My mother's side, but I'm one of the very few, if you'll excuse the expression, half-breeds you're going to find." Scully tied the end of the gauze, then cut the ends neatly, contemplating her next move. "So, you're immune?" Perez nodded. "So are my brother and two sisters. All my sisters' kids are immune. None of my brothers are." "Your son?" Monica asked. "Peter?" Perez shook his head. "No." "So how and why do you need our help?" Scully asked. "And what makes you think kidnapping us was the best way to get it?" Monica added. "Don't think of it as kidnapping," Perez said with a dismissive wave. "It's more like, I don't know, having to take a reluctant witness into protective custody. They give you a hard time, but it's for their own good." Monica cocked an eyebrow. "Excuse me?" "They tried to kill you today, Monica, or hadn't you noticed?" "Me?" Monica scoffed. "They blew up Vetkova's tent, Bobby. Maybe they were trying to kill her, but -" Perez nodded. "Her too," he said. "And I have no doubt that you, Dr. Scully, would have been next." It was Scully's turn to scoff. "You think all those explosions were simply intended to get rid of us?" "Not solely, no." "But I'm not even supposed to be here," Monica said. "Their main objective, I'd say, was to get rid of evidence, to complete the cover-up," he said, "and, yeah, Monica, you are. You're here because I wanted you here. I just made it look like it was a mistake because I was trying to cover my tracks." "But why?" Monica asked. "Because despite the fact that you're stubborn as a mule and crazy as a freaking loon half the time, you're an excellent field agent and just about the best investigator I know. I needed back-up and you were the obvious choice." Monica blinked at him. "Flattery will get you nowhere," she deadpanned. "And, of course, you're in this up to your neck," he added. "What? Up to my neck in what?" she asked. Scully had finished tending Monica's injuries. "Who is this 'they', Agent Perez?" she asked. "They?" "The people behind the bombing. The ones who want the evidence destroyed. That 'they'," she clarified. "Oh. Them." Perez paused a moment, scratched his cheek. He let out a long slow sigh of frustration. "That's an excellent question, and one I don't have an easy answer for." Scully went back to her chair. "Feel free to go with the hard answer, then," she said as she sat. Perez sighed again. "The Germans? The Japanese? Taiwanese? Brits? It could be any of them. It may even be none of them." "That's helpful," Scully assured him. "Well, okay, fine. Let's start from the start. Aliens are planning to colonize the planet, right? We're all agreed on that?" Scully nodded. It was strange to hear anyone else say it out loud, but that was the fact of the matter. "Um, okay, yeah," Monica agreed, sounding a little uncomfortable with having to acknowledge it. "Okay, good. That's usually the hardest part of this whole thing to sell," he said with a grin. "Okay, so, their plan is to do this by way of something roughly analogous to a virus, which sets up in the host body and uses that body as an incubator for a bouncing baby alien, killing the host in the process. For about the past sixty years, a number of different groups have been attempting to develop something like a vaccine. So far, results have been mixed. There have been some marked successes -" he said with a pointed look at Scully - "but a hell of a lot more failures." Monica nodded. "Go on." "It's generally assumed that whoever gets there first will have all the power imaginable. They'll not only be able to rebuff an alien invasion, but they'll have control of the ultimate weapon." "Which is a pretty good assumption, don't you think?" Scully asked. "It's a fantastic assumption." Perez nodded. "Having a nuke will mean nothing once you've got control of both the disease and the cure. So, enter my people," he continued. "For reasons no one is entirely clear on, our immune systems have evolved in such a way that they fight off most infections, bacterial and viral, with ease, but they also slough off the alien virus with no ill effects whatsoever. There's no thickening of the blood or hyper- production of T-cells or other collateral damage that's usually been the issue. Back in the mid-1960's, two World Health Organization workers, Viktor Vetkov and Zhenya Koslov, were trying to eradicate polio in the Huecha Valley, only to discover that there was no polio - or much of anything else - to eradicate." "Vetkov?" Scully asked. "Irina's parents?" Again, Perez nodded. "Yeah. They figured out pretty quickly exactly what they were looking at, and just as quickly that there wasn't much of anyone they could trust with that discovery. The Cold War was still in full swing and they knew their own government couldn't be handed that sort of information, and they doubted any other government could be, either. Viktor was a brilliant young researcher at the time, and had consequently been exposed to the alien vaccine research the Russians were doing, which he found appalling. His greatest fear, as I understand it, was that someone less scrupulous than himself or Zhenya would find out that the Huecha are essentially germ fighting machines and try to domesticate us like livestock." He paused. "Or do something worse." "Worse?" Monica prompted. "That someone would figure it out and try to create a scarcity by wiping out most of the Huecha population," Scully said, seeing the pieces slip into place. "Which is exactly what's happening here." "Exactly what's already happened here," Perez corrected, seemingly fighting to keep emotion from his voice. "For thousands of years, the Huecha have considered Chataqalan a place of power and refuge, a safe haven. They believed no harm could come to them there. Somehow, sometime in the last six months, someone lured just about all of our people back to Chataqalan, and then slaughtered them like sheep. We went from a population of several thousand to a few dozen overnight. My aunts, uncles, cousins, even my abuela - all of them - gone. And now someone is trying to cover it all up." A heavy silence filled the room. "God, Bobby, I'm so - " Monica began. "Why the hell should we believe you?" Scully interrupted. Perez blinked in surprise. "What?" "What proof do we have that you aren't actually the person, or one of the people, responsible for the massacre?" "Dana-" Monica sounded horrified. "Think about it," Scully said. "Say he is Huecha. Say he and his friends here really have immunological gold pumping through their veins. What's to stop them from wanting to corner the market, especially when they are among the very few who know there's a market to corner?" "No!" A voice came from the doorway. "No no no! You have everything wrong. It is not like this, even a small bit of it." "Irina!" Perez jumped to his feet rushed to the door. "You are not supposed to be out of bed," he admonished, gingerly wrapping an arm around her to lend her support. Vetkova definitely looked worse for the wear, Scully thought, but no where near as bad as Perez had made it sound. For one thing, she was up and walking, albeit a little unsteadily, and with a large cast on her ankle. For another, this was definitely not the surgical suite at the hospital in Veracruz. "I was listening," she said. "Dr. Scully, Dana, you do not understand." "No," Scully agreed. "I guess I really don't." "Bobby is telling you the truth. For many years, Bobby and I have worked together, trying to keep the secret of the Huecha , trying to find the vaccine," she said, swaying. Perez led her to a chair close to the other two women and helped her lower herself. "We want to find this vaccine, we want to distribute it freely, for everyone. This is all we work for." "So you say," Scully said. "But this elaborate ruse -" "There's no ruse, elaborate or otherwise," Perez said, propping himself back on the corner of the desk, but keeping a watchful eye on Vetkova. "If Doctor Casselman and Doctor Richards hadn't been killed, it might have been months before anyone discovered what had happened. Since they were high profile and disappeared in an area under UNESCO scrutiny, UNESCO, like any great unthinking bureaucracy moved in. DuFour hasn't got a clue, and Castillo, well, he's no more or less corrupt than you'd expect. No, whoever is responsible for the massacre didn't have time to bury all the evidence, and now they're trying to make it all go away, using drug runners and warlords and rival gangs as cover." "And you just happened to get assigned to the case?" Scully questioned. "Of course not," Perez said. "I volunteered as a way of doing damage control. And I volunteered Monica while I was at it, and then I volunteered you." "Me?" Scully asked. "Well, Irina volunteered you," he replied. "I just did what I was told to do." "It is a good thing in a husband, no?" Vetkova asked. "Husband?" Monica asked. "What? You two are married?" "Three years now," Perez replied. He smiled fondly at Vetkova. "It seemed to make some kind of sense at the time." Scully turned her gaze on Vetkova. "Why me, Irina?" she asked. "You and Mulder, you are trying to create a vaccine also, yes?" Taken aback, Scully didn't know what to say. She really didn't think anyone had been paying attention. Her mouth opened, but no words came out, and she shut it again. "We know you are, Dr Scully," Perez said. "Trust me, we go out of our way to find out who else is in the game." Cautiously, Scully said. "It's something we're considering." "And you know the problems?" Scully nodded. "Some of them." "Everyone thought it would be an easy thing to do, to vaccinate against the Black Cancer, to engineer immunity. Enough money, enough manpower, enough human guinea pigs - anything is possible, yes? For every advance that has been made, though, there is a new problem," Vetkova said. "Sometimes more than one new problem. Sometimes the new cure is many times worse than the disease." "That's what our research has shown so far, too." "Yes," Irina said. "For a long time, it seemed to everyone that you and Mulder, you were like us, interested in free distribution, in making the vaccine available to all, yes?" As far as Scully knew, that was still their aim. "Go on," Scully said, uncertain where this was going. "Recently, you are bringing more people in, and there have been incidents. We have seen - Bobby, you have the pictures, yes?" Perez shuffled through a folder. "Here," he said, extending two photos to Scully.. "Do you know these people?" Scully looked at the first photo. It was a surveillance photo of J.D Crawford and Phoebe Green, taken from high above the street they walked down. Probably from when J.D. was in England, she surmised. The second showed Phoebe and Simon Fisher sitting across from one another in an outdoor cafe. Scully handed the photos back, and Perez passed them to Monica. "Yes," she said, feeling her stomach knot. "I know them." "Phoebe Green's been on our radar a long while," Perez explained. "She's been associated with a group that's made a lot of progress on the vaccine for several years now. What their actual aims are is still a little murky, but let's say she and her group are of special interest. This guy - " "That's J. D. Crawford," Monica said. Perez nodded. "And word has it that he's working with you and Mulder now, Dr. Scully." Scully nodded. "But the other man, Simon. I only met him here. How does he fit in?" "Drew works with us, yes, but also for Interpol," Vetkova began. "This is the man he is watching at Scotland Yard." "Why is he watching him?" Monica asked. "Simon's got a lot of access, and a lot of connections, but he's been associated with some of the less savory vaccine research groups, including Ms. Green's," Perez explained. "And he's a long-time associate of this man," he handed her another photo. "Do either of you know him?" Scully looked at the photo and shook her head, passed it to Monica. "No idea," Monica said for both of them. "His name is Stephen Strughold. Ring any bells?" "Strughold?" Scully sighed. "Entirely too many." "Strughold's group is about as dirty as they can be on this and, as I am sure you know, Dr. Scully, several other things." "Corn," she said. "Bees. Smallpox." "To name just a few," Perez said. "Because of your association recently with Phoebe Green, there are certain people, people who are thinking you and Mulder, how do you say? Have gone to the dark side, yes?" Irina said. "Which is ridiculous," Monica all but spat at her. "I told you that before." Scully's brows shot up at this. "Before?" Monica nodded. "She told me Drew thought you were the infiltrator. I told her Drew was wrong." "We think Drew's wrong too. We haven't quite convinced him of that yet, but we're going to." Perez said. "I've known Mulder for years, followed his work. He's always been a complete boy scout, he's always done the right thing, even when it wasn't in his best interest. Mulder wouldn't acknowledge the dark side if it bit him on the ass." In spite of herself, Scully grinned, just a little. It was an apt description. "So what do you want from us?" she asked. "We want, for lack of a better word, to form an alliance, Dr. Scully," Perez said. "A syndicate of our own." "Meaning what, exactly?" Scully asked. "Whoever is responsible for this massacre is either desperate or cocky. I'm guessing desperate, but either way, they've stepped up their game and we've got to step up ours accordingly. In short, we want your help to develop the vaccine," Perez said. "We want your help, and we want to help you." Scully frowned. "You appear to be light years ahead of us on that one, so what do you need us for?" Perez took a deep breath, and let it out. "You and Mulder have something we need. And we have something you need." Scully shook her head in confusion. "What do we have- " "Oh god," Monica said. "William? That's it, isn't it? William?" "No, not William," Perez said, holding up a forestalling hand. "Of course not William. Just - just a few of William's antibodies. Just a little blood - a very little blood." Scully felt her mouth fall open. "Are you insane?" "There is no harm," Irina said. "A small amount of blood, maybe two or three times each year." "No," Scully said flatly, her pulse racing. "No way." "Do not say no so soon," Vetkova said. "We will trade, yes? You give us antibodies from William, we give you antibodies from Nadya." "Nadya?" Monica asked. "That's -" "Our daughter," Bobby said. "Both she and William are immune, both have naturally occurring immunity. Nadya appears to have gotten hers from me, defying all the evidence that shows transmission in the Huecha is through the mother. Irina has told you, Monica, that she was an abductee, that's she's chipped, and that may have something to do with what's happened in Nadya's case, but who knows." "But-" Monica began. "Dr Scully was given one form of the vaccine when she was in Antarctica. Mulder was given another form when he was in Russia. The two immunities combined to somehow prove Lamarck right. Your acquired immunity and Mulder's acquired immunity got passed on. As a result, there's a lot of knowledge to be had. We think we're the ones who should have it, Dr Scully." "No way." Scully shook her head. "My son isn't going to be anyone's science fair project. Forget it." "Dr. Scully, if we have figured this out, don't you think others have?" Perez asked. "Don't you think maybe one of the other groups - the Germans maybe, or the Japanese, or hell, the Mumbai group - don't you think maybe they'll make the connection, put two and two together, and not bother to ask for what they want? If William is like Nadya, you'll know when they're coming, sure, but a child kicking up a fuss won't stop them forever. The sooner we join forces, the sooner we get to the finish line on this, and the sooner both our children will be out of harm's way." Scully's impulse was to say no again and damn the consequences. She didn't appreciate coercion, however gentle, and she didn't appreciate threats, however thinly veiled. William wasn't going to be a pawn in anyone's game, not if she could help it. The only problem with all that was, she realized, was that if Perez and Vetkova were telling the truth - and the more they said, the stronger their case became - they were right. Right about everything. Which meant - "How do you know that?" she asked at last, her voice small and shaky. "How do you know he's immune? How did you find out?" "There isn't much you or Mulder do that flies below the radar, Dr. Scully. Not for years, now." Perez sighed, but it was a sympathetic sound. "Welcome to the big leagues." Scully took a deep breath. She'd known this, of course. On some level, she'd known, always known, that there were people taking notes, watching them through pinhole cameras, listening at every keyhole - Listening - "That's what you meant," Scully said to Irina. "When you said there were noisy bugs in my tent. You meant we were being bugged, that someone was listening." Irina nodded. "It was not us, but someone, yes, someone was listening. We tried to block transmissions, but that made all the communications equipment not to work also. What you said, whatever it was, these people heard you. It was enough to make them try to remove you." "I see," Scully said. She swallowed, finding her throat dry. "I can't - this isn't something - it's not a decision I can make alone, I mean. It's not - it's not mine alone to make." Perez nodded. "Of course." "I'll need more to show Mulder," she continued, "something more than photos and supposition. Something to prove -" "You have proof," Irina said. "In the egg." "In the-?" Scully's hand flew to her pocket. She pulled out the Pysanky keyring Irina had given her and cradled it in her palm. "A gift for William?" she said, remembering what Vetkova had told Monica. Vetkova nodded. "A vial of blood. Nadya's blood. The key to a free world, perhaps. It is a good gift for any child, no?" Scully nodded, comprehension dawning. Irina had risked everything to get this to her, had even bucked members of her own team, and at that point she hadn't asked for anything in return. She was just another mother who wanted a better world for her child, one way or another. In that, she and Scully were exactly alike. "Yes," she said. "Yes, it is." "Take that," Perez said, "and this -" he handed her a flash drive "- and show them to Mulder. Let him look it all over. Test what's in that vial. Figure out what's what. Then you two can decide if you want in or not. We'll respect your decision either way, of course, but we'll consider you rivals if you chose to be out." "Just like that? Monica asked. "You're just going to let us walk out of here with something this potentially important?" Perez nodded. "Yes we are. It's your decision to make, but I'm pretty confident you'll make the right one. When you've decided where you want to be, in or out, tell Skinner to contact me about, I don't know, let's say the Lamarck case. We'll take it from there." He stood. "Okay, so, anyone else tired?" he asked. "I have you two booked on an eight a.m. flight out of Veracruz, and it's already after two am. What say we all hit the sack? Or would you rather spend the night in those chairs?" "Bobby, wait, " Monica said. "I - what - how do I fit in here? You said I was in this up to my neck, but -" Perez nodded. "You are," he said. "How?" she asked. "You're very closely associated, for good or ill, with Mulder and Dr. Scully. If you aren't already on everyone's radar, you soon will be. Therefore - - " He let the sentence hang as he helped Vetkova back to her feet. "Oh," Monica said. "That's it?" "Well, no, not exactly." Perez shook his head. "I think maybe we're family. Distant cousins, at least." Monica frowned. "What are you talking about?" "You were adopted," he said. "By my paternal grandparents," she said. "After my parents died." Perez shook his head. "Before that." "What? Before that? What?" "Monica," Perez picked up another folder. "You're going to want to read this." ~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~ Scully found Mulder in the study, all bed-head and crumpled tee- shirt and boxer briefs, peering through his glasses at the computer screen. "Hey," he said. "Sorry if I woke you." Scully cinched her bathrobe belt a little tighter. "S'okay," she said with a yawn. "It's past time I was up, anyway." "It's barely six-thirty," Mulder replied, "and it's a no-school day for you, Skinner's orders. His lordship is still sleeping, and I can handle him when he finally does wake up. Go back to bed, Scully. You still look beat." Scully dropped down onto the couch, and, in spite of herself, yawned again. She'd been home three days, but yes, she was still tired. "I'm fine," she said. Mulder rolled his eyes and turned back to the screen. "I am," she said. "Really." "Okay," he said. "There's coffee in the carafe if you want some. It's not too old. And don't say I didn't offer on the extra sleep thing." "I wouldn't dream of it," she said. "You going through the data again?" Mulder nodded. "This is amazing stuff. Years of work. I can't believe they just gave it to you." Scully shrugged. "I know, but -" "No," Mulder interrupted. "I mean I really can't believe they just 'gave' it to you. I keep thinking there has to be a catch." "There is a catch." Scully frowned. "They want to use William as a pin cushion." Mulder stopped scrolling. "Not exactly," he said. "As much as anything, they want to share information. They wouldn't want any more blood than we've been talking about drawing anyway. And they've already been down a lot of avenues of research that we haven't even thought about. And from what I can tell, we have information that would complement theirs quite nicely. Partnering with them could save us both a lot of time and grief. And Bobby, he's always been a stand-up guy. It just seems, I don't know, a little too generous." Scully nodded. "Perez said he thought some of the other factions were getting desperate. Irina and he want to protect their daughter. Their generosity is probably motivated by enlightened self-interest." "Isn't just about everything, in the end?" Mulder asked. "This is wild about Monica." "Yeah," she said, take a moment to stretch. "No one had ever bothered to tell her she'd been adopted. Or, well, they told her, but they figured telling her once covered all instances, I guess." "So she's Huecha," Mulder said. "And she's immune. And she's been right here, being her weird little self, all this time." "Half-Huecha, but fully immune, yes, and willing to be stuck like a voodoo doll. Excellent qualities in a friend. And you've got some nerve calling anyone weird." "It's a small, strange world, Scully. And it seems to be getting smaller and stranger." "Just when I was beginning to think there was no stranger for it to get." "And surprise! Phoebe's dirty," Mulder mumbled. "Or her associates are. Who didn't see that coming?" "You didn't," she answered. "Yeah, but you did, so at least our bases were covered," he replied. She slumped back into the sofa, and, tilting her head back, stared up at the ceiling. "So what do you think we should do?" Mulder turned in his chair. "Have breakfast," he suggested. "I'm jonesing for some French Toast. I'll even cook." "Goof. I meant about Perez and Vetkova." "Goof? Goof?! Me? How dare you." It was Scully's turn to roll her eyes, so she did. "You're nuts." Mulder's brows rose. "I am? Gee, no one's ever even suggested that before." "Go figure." She was struck again by how nice it was to be able to sit like this, trade quips and make small talk and discuss saving the world in the comfort of their own home, with dirty dishes in the sink and their son sleeping just a few feet away. Sometimes she still felt like she should pinch herself, like she should be pinching herself every minute of every day. They'd been through plenty, sacrificed plenty, but they'd gotten plenty in return. She'd forgotten that, occasionally, but she didn't plan to forget it again. "Seriously," she said after a moment. "Seriously, Scully, despite my minor misgivings, I think we want to be in. Or at least want to explore being in. I think we should contact Bobby. I think we need to talk." "Me too," she said. "Then we're agreed," he said, "French Toast now, saving the world after breakfast." "Sounds good," Scully said as she stretched again. "And who knows," she drawled, "maybe we can, I don't know, find time to squeeze a little something in between the breakfast and the world-saving, hmmm?" Mulder's brows rose, then he closed his eyes tightly and crossed his fingers. "Please don't let her say laundry, please don't let her say laundry, please don't let her say laundry," he chanted. He opened his eyes, looking at her expectantly. "Laundry!" Mulder glowered. "You are a cruel, cruel woman, Dana Scully." She nodded. "I am. But you love me anyway." "More than anything," he said sincerely, his words bringing a sudden surge of emotion. 'But you know that." Scully swallowed. "I do," she said. . So feed me, already, and then we can get to the good stuff." Mulder didn't have to be told twice. :~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~: The End. No, really. Notes: Thanks to anyone and everyone who hung in there this long. Life - it's crazy shit. Special thanks to Tess, Char, and the rest of the Truthseekers team for putting up with me, in spite of their better judgment. Kudos to Syn, Amy, Weyo, Fatima, and the rest of the usual suspects. Without you, I'm nothing.